The First Post

Up For Grabs Now was born out of a blogospheric collision between Theo Walcott’s bulging right leg-gun and Emmanuel Eboue’s catastrophic sense of direction. As a result it will be sleek and sharp and fast, but also silly and nasty and directionless. It will speak to Arsenal whether Arsenal wants to be spoken to or not. It will lie, it will cheat, it will swear at the ref, and it will inexplicably try a tame square pass when the goal is at its mercy. On its day, there will be no-one who comes anywhere near it for sheer quality. And it will always, always see the incident.

One Response to “The First Post”

  1. El Tel Says:

    What a load of pretentious rubbish…I can see this blogger turning into the next generation of Le Grove.

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