So, hello, Marouane Chamakh,
Our new Number 29.
You used to play for the Girondins of Bordeaux
In an away shirt that was as red as the well-known wine of that region.
But now you will play in Arsenal’s royal red.
You left behind Yoann and club president Jean-Louis Triaud,
Your new friends will be Emmanuel, Nicklas and Theo.
Today we saw you holding up your new shirt with
Arsene grinning happily at all the lenses in
The kind of shirt I associate with comic screenwriter Larry David.
We hope you’ll score lots of goals this season
And especially lots from the passes and crosses of Cesc Fabregas.
Like you, he joined the club with a terrible haircut. Perhaps
During the summer you could get a haircut as good as his
And then not try to bunk off to Barcelona either.
So, hello, Marouane Chamakh,
Our new Number 29.
May 22nd, 2010 at 12:08 am
It doesn’t rhyme.
May 22nd, 2010 at 12:08 am
Love the haircut part, i hope so too ^^
May 22nd, 2010 at 12:08 am
wow…..
that is terrible
what are you, 5?
May 22nd, 2010 at 12:14 am
Disgraceful.
May 22nd, 2010 at 12:18 am
how long did that take you?
May 22nd, 2010 at 12:18 am
Weird…
May 22nd, 2010 at 12:20 am
It doesnt have to rhyme.
I Just wonder what Keith’s mum thinks?
May 22nd, 2010 at 12:22 am
Glad you guys enjoyed it! I’ll write some more if there’s enough demand.
Who’s Keith?
May 22nd, 2010 at 12:36 am
It’s my first time on this site, but I must say that was a classic… loooolz
May 22nd, 2010 at 12:45 am
WTF! ……get a fucking life you mong.
May 22nd, 2010 at 1:45 am
wow…wtf?
u must be desperate for some hits on this site…too bad i came here.
May 22nd, 2010 at 3:28 am
u said this was a poem? now u all know why im not into poetry
May 22nd, 2010 at 5:26 am
hahahaa who gave this a guy a website…poem? hahahaah
May 22nd, 2010 at 5:40 am
hahahahaha… at least he tried to create something kind for chamakh…
May 22nd, 2010 at 6:37 am
hahaha!!! this is lame!
but do write a poem for Fabregas when he leaves for Barca!
May 22nd, 2010 at 9:09 am
…Welcome, you’re right on time, though without no dime.
May 22nd, 2010 at 1:33 pm
I may not agree with how you said it but i am grateful you have the opportunity to say it, al. please write one on how the media ( not you!) had the most premature ejaculation of all time twisting fabregas’ diplomatic response to a pointed question at a charity event in the city of his birth (as opposed to his hometown, london) into political capital for barcelona presidential hopefuls and destruction of a few acres of rainforest, for nowt. please write it in your own inimitable style as no one could rip that off and put it in the paper or rather we we hope they do. all the best, from out here in sunny kampala-on-sea
May 22nd, 2010 at 1:37 pm
What a waste of taxpayer’s money.
May 23rd, 2010 at 4:47 pm
IF IT IS A POEM IT HAS TO RHYME…
May 23rd, 2010 at 7:42 pm
Interesting. What’s the general consensus? Does a poem have to rhyme in order to be a poem?
And should poetry be written about Arsenal at all?
May 24th, 2010 at 12:45 pm
“Gooner Gooner”, is your knowledge of poetry based on Humpty Dumpty?
Of course it doesn’t have to rhyme to be poetry, you utter numpty,
Hopefully you’ll have spotted what I’ve done there,
And acknowledge that Grabs is a modern day Voltaire.
June 11th, 2010 at 10:16 pm
i hope the player is as good as the poetry
July 10th, 2010 at 11:14 am
It doesnt have to rhyme.
I Just wonder what Keith’s mum thinks?
July 10th, 2010 at 11:15 am
Interesting. What’s the general consensus? Does a poem have to rhyme in order to be a poem?
July 10th, 2010 at 11:16 am
hahaha!!! this is lame!
but do write a poem for Fabregas when he leaves for Barca!
July 12th, 2010 at 8:29 am
thanks guys.
July 12th, 2010 at 8:29 am
soryy my name is peruk ı write perul wrongly
July 19th, 2010 at 11:53 am
hey,i like here very much! I’m a chinese Gooner,a girl.Chinese Arsenal supporters all hope Chamakh&Koscielny have a good performance this season. This blog’s templates is so cute, i love the blog header, i think previous team logo has a feeling of Christmas,very sacred.I can’t wait the arrival of the new season ! btw,for the first time leave comment here i’m very shy…
July 20th, 2010 at 12:51 am
Lushan, please don’t ever post here again.