Lines composed on the occasion of the signing of Sébastien Squillaci, subject to his medical

Squillaci wo-oh. Squillaci, wo-oh
In such sweet rhymes our defenders sometimes go

Willy Gallas fucked off at long long last
Thinking we’d forget his cuntishnesses past

On Sa’day we looked alright at the back
But Blackpool were a pile of tangeriney cack

Who knows what further citrus gags await
Though zesty I fear they might start to grate

Squillaci is a silly-sounding name
But though funny, that line’s no real shame

He has so far plied his happy trade
In Seville, source of wondrous Marmalade

Their famous Barber I presume is known to him
He lacks a single hair ‘pon his Gallic chin

He must Pollyfilla our defensive cracks
Against Drogba make no ill-conceivéd hacks

Welcome, new Gooner Saint Sébastien
We beg no tantrums against Birmingham

Try a bit and you’ll try more than him before
And Harry Redknapp’s mother is a whore.

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11 Responses to “Lines composed on the occasion of the signing of Sébastien Squillaci, subject to his medical”

  1. anon Says:

    love it

  2. André Says:

    fockin epic :D

  3. Jack Says:

    As much as I hate the spuds, I still think that calling ‘arry’s mum a whore is a bit childish and disrespectful to a fellow gooner like Mr Redknapp.

  4. Dennis10 Says:

    Jack, Harry claims when is signed for Spurts he never supported Arsenal just went to the matches with his father, when previously he said he was an Arsenal fan. If he changes his mind just to please that scum then he is where he belongs with the bottom feeders. Oh and his mother is a whooorrre

  5. debo4arsenal2000@yahoo.com Says:

    seb-squil’s gonna rock the EPL and EUROPE

  6. TheArsenalKid Says:

    It’s like we bought a new Renault and gave our used one to the Spuds

  7. Julian H Says:

    Great final line.

  8. Jekyll Says:

    Harry’s mum must be about 90 so she’ll be working with a very specialist niche of the market.

    What about:

    Squillaci, your name sounds like seafood pasta
    But that will be fine
    If you can run faster
    Due to Wenger’s high line

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