Ode to the fanshare scheme, or, “Hunny beats the cunny”

The fanshare scheme (recently announced)
Grants fans the chance to purchase up to 12% of the club
This is more than a ninth,
But less than an eighth.

It is good news for fans of sharing
Shares in fans remain unaffected

Lady Nina Bracewell-Smith has no interest
Alisher Usmanov,
interestingly
Has too much.

Stan Kroenke is interested in lip hair.
But disinterested about splitting hairs
Over club shares.
Which is interesting.
A share is just a hunny
Usmanov’s just a cunny

Mr Gazidis
I hope that you read this

(For)

I don’t mean to be demeaning,
But I”m a fan of your scheming.

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3 Responses to “Ode to the fanshare scheme, or, “Hunny beats the cunny””

  1. Monty Says:

    very creative! :)

  2. Julian H Says:

    Can it only go up to 12% of the club?

  3. wandarah Says:

    awesome, again. heres to a whole season of odes!

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