No posts for ever and then two in a day. I ask you. Is it because of a rash of Arsenal news, or is it because this blog is half-maintained by a procrastination-obsessed freelance journalist? You decide.
I’m upset with the current Samir Nasri song. It is unsatisfying. In response, I have knocked heads with my friend Tom, who pointed out that a much better version can be sung to the tune of the chorus of Tinie Tempah’s popular hit, ‘Frisky’, which you can listen to here.
The new version goes like this:
“Oooh, na na na na
Na na na na na
Oooh, na na na na
Na na na NASRI”
Essentially you replace the word ‘Frisky’ with the word ‘Nasri’. What’s more, Mr Tempah is, I believe, a Gooner, so should be amenable to the adaptation.
Feel free to sing in the pub, stadium, any way you can help to disseminate this.
Anyone got any other good new song suggestions for any of the players?
Tags: Arsenal, frisky, Samir Nasri, tinie tempah
February 22nd, 2011 at 2:27 pm
Surely it’s better suited to Rosicky?!
February 22nd, 2011 at 2:29 pm
but that guy is a drug dealer criminal monkey, I don’t wana sing he’s shit songs. I’ll stay with the old 1.. Cheers
February 22nd, 2011 at 2:32 pm
Thats a good one actually, gotta get it going… came up with another one a while ago that I cant get going as I dnt go often enough….
To the tune of Hey Jude;
Naaaaaaa na naaaa na na na, na na na, naaas-riiii
February 22nd, 2011 at 2:39 pm
To the tune of “my old man’s a dustman”, I give you…
We love Carlos Vela
Carlos is the man
He is not a Mexican’t
He’s a f*king Mexican!
I thank you.
(This song is available on a creative commons license).
February 22nd, 2011 at 2:45 pm
LOVE IT! HEY JUDE SPOT ON AND VELA PMSL WELL FUNNY UP THE GOONERS…………….
February 22nd, 2011 at 2:47 pm
@af..wow..what a nice racist comment. He’s a criminal monkey is he? Wonder if you’d say that if he was white rapper as well. Folks like you make me sick to the stomach!
February 22nd, 2011 at 2:58 pm
You’re taking the piss right? The current Nasri song dicks all over your suggestion.
February 22nd, 2011 at 3:02 pm
To be fair the current song is good, but the more songs the better surely!?!
We need more songs like the new Chamakh one for players like Wilshere, Djourou, Koscielny and even RVP and Cesc’s are poor!!
February 22nd, 2011 at 3:03 pm
@ Jeff – brilliant absolutely marvelous we must do this next match.
@ AF – please explain monkey comment (in the hope that a fellow Gooner of a multi national team is not a racist).
February 22nd, 2011 at 3:03 pm
Viva Jack Wilshere!!!! Viva Jack Wilshere!!!! He’s only five foot four, but he’s guna score! Viva Jack Wilshere!!!!
(Repeat)
To the tune of Viva John Terry sung by United Scum!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4tIhcqIhfA
February 22nd, 2011 at 3:15 pm
Nasri’s already got a fine song. Definitely need to focus more on players who deserve but don’t have a decent one. Players like van Persie, Sagna, Clichy, Vermaelen, and Rosicky in particular.
Can’t think of any though, except I’ve always thought that RVP’s could be to the Robin Hood tune and start “Robin van Persie can…”
For the newer ones how about…
Djourou really wants to hurt you,
Djourou really wants to make you cry.
Chamakh my pitch up
February 22nd, 2011 at 4:37 pm
That ones been sung at away games by a few groups for a few months now. Doesn’t get people going like the na na na na na na na na na…! Doesn’t sound good on the terraces imo.
February 22nd, 2011 at 4:50 pm
To the tune of the Jackson’s ‘Don’t blame it on the Boogie’
Don’t blame it on Squillaci,
Don’t blame it on Denilson,
Don’t blame it on Diaby,
Blame it on Eboue.
And…
He’s sh1te, he’s French,
He should be on the bench,
Squillaci, Squillaci….
And… (to the tune of Lord of the Dance)
Try and score
Whoever you may be,
No chance, we’ve got
Wojciech Szczesny.
And don’t forget
Gael Clichy,
Just a shame we’re playing
Squillaci.
February 22nd, 2011 at 4:54 pm
Sorry mate that’s just not Arsenal material
February 22nd, 2011 at 5:13 pm
Holywood Gooner, you’re a dick!
February 22nd, 2011 at 5:14 pm
And when we win the double this year-
Jack Wilshere has won the double, and the scum from the lane have won fuck all again and Jack Wilshere has won the double!!!!
DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLEE
Repeat
March 7th, 2011 at 1:04 pm
@Hollywood Gooner
remember that MJ song goes on “I just can’t control my feet”…or maybe you do remember that
personally I’d just love to bin ‘The Wonder of You’ which is just an embarrassment.
Nothing wrong with the current Nasri song imho