Of Ashley Cole, Assailant

So what shall we say of you now, Corporal Cole,

that have with your .22 air rifle shot and wounded

so direful a foe as Tom Cowan, unarmed intern, 21?

And from just 5 feet away, I wonder

that you did not bayonet him instead,

boldly through the guts

since you had muzzle and nightscope why stop there

if to butcher interns is your petty pleasure.

What shall we call you now, Cashley?

Or should we text and hope (Sonia) Wildly

For a bare-cheeked picture message signed in your sweaty hand:

“There. I look so ugly x.”

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2 Responses to “Of Ashley Cole, Assailant”

  1. Goonerbeall Says:

    I dont see humour in this.Unless you’ve been dead the last few days, we have had reason to be sad and in contemplative mood.
    I would’nt like to talk much about Cashley Cole or anyone who left us 4-5 years ago. We have enough on our plate as it is: Absence of Van Persie, Fabregas as we enter into this season of hectic encounters. Can we get something from this season with staff we have? That is what is my mind.

  2. Arsenal Online Says:

    What a shock to see you say ‘Cashley Cole’, sad but truth.

    put that aside, what Arsenal need is a leader who has the capability to lead the young gunners to champions. Van Persie, or Frabregas has football talent, but that’s not enough.

    You need someone like Viera who have the winning mindset and passions! don’t you agree?

    Forever Arsenal Fans.
    Arsenal Online

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