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		<title>Lines composed on the occasion of the signing of Sébastien Squillaci, subject to his medical</title>
		<link>http://www.upforgrabsnow.co.uk/2010/08/lines-composed-on-the-occasion-of-the-signing-of-sebastien-squillaci-subject-to-his-medical/</link>
		<comments>http://www.upforgrabsnow.co.uk/2010/08/lines-composed-on-the-occasion-of-the-signing-of-sebastien-squillaci-subject-to-his-medical/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 01:20:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ecumming</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Arsenal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sebastien Squillaci]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sevilla]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[William Gallas]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Squillaci wo-oh. Squillaci, wo-oh
In such sweet rhymes our defenders sometimes go
Willy Gallas fucked off at long long last
Thinking we’d forget his cuntishnesses past
On Sa’day we looked alright at the back
But Blackpool were a pile of tangeriney cack
Who knows what further citrus gags await
Though zesty I fear they might start to grate
Squillaci is a silly-sounding name
But [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>For William Gallas, Tottenham Hotspur Employee</title>
		<link>http://www.upforgrabsnow.co.uk/2010/08/for-william-gallas-tottenham-hotspur-employee/</link>
		<comments>http://www.upforgrabsnow.co.uk/2010/08/for-william-gallas-tottenham-hotspur-employee/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 16:27:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eross</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Rohan Ricketts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tottenham hotspur]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[William Gallas]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Hotspur, T
This must be
The apogee
Of your attempts to avenge Sol Campbell.
It ranks with the triumphant parading
Of Rohan Ricketts.

Oh, Rohan Ricketts!
Why do you now trade your sorry ply at
Moldovan Intertoto Cup outsiders FC Dacia Chişinău?
Was it because you went to Tottenham?
If Gallas wants some Ricketts, he can have them:
Dennis, God, the real red 10,
Knows &#8216;Cappy&#8217; (sometime [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ode to the fanshare scheme, or, &#8220;Hunny beats the cunny&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.upforgrabsnow.co.uk/2010/08/ode-to-the-fanshare-scheme-or-hunny-beats-the-cunny/</link>
		<comments>http://www.upforgrabsnow.co.uk/2010/08/ode-to-the-fanshare-scheme-or-hunny-beats-the-cunny/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 15:16:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ecumming</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Alisher Usmanov]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Arsenal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ivan Gazidis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[share options]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.upforgrabsnow.co.uk/?p=910</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The fanshare scheme (recently announced)
Grants fans the chance to purchase up to 12% of the club
This is more than a ninth,
But less than an eighth.
It is good news for fans of sharing
Shares in fans remain unaffected
Lady Nina Bracewell-Smith has no interest
Alisher Usmanov,
interestingly
Has too much.
Stan Kroenke is interested in lip hair.
But disinterested about splitting hairs
Over club [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Lines composed after the opening game of the season</title>
		<link>http://www.upforgrabsnow.co.uk/2010/08/lines-composed-after-the-opening-game-of-the-season/</link>
		<comments>http://www.upforgrabsnow.co.uk/2010/08/lines-composed-after-the-opening-game-of-the-season/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 15:45:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ecumming</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.upforgrabsnow.co.uk/?p=906</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Joe Cole, oh. Oh, Joe Cole.
Joe Cole – you looked reasonably lively.
Joe Cole – you were sent off for a tackle
That was suspicious, described as
‘Uncharacteristic’ by many.
Like the suicide of Dr David Kelly.
Unlike him, Joe Cole, you were going to sign for us,
But instead you went northwest: home of signers-on.
But not coal.
That, as everyone knows, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Poem on the Occasion of Laurent Koscielny&#8217;s Signing</title>
		<link>http://www.upforgrabsnow.co.uk/2010/07/poem-on-the-occasion-of-laurent-koscielnys-signing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.upforgrabsnow.co.uk/2010/07/poem-on-the-occasion-of-laurent-koscielnys-signing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 23:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eross</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Franco-Poles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joe Mercer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Laurent Koscielny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lorient]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Number 6]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Roman Polanski]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tony Adams]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.upforgrabsnow.co.uk/?p=888</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Good to meet you, Mr L. Koscielny,
Wafted in from far-off Lorient for an undiscloséd fee.
With your spiky Franco-Polish hairstyle
And your lithe Franco-Polish physique
I hope you won&#8217;t be as grumpy as our entirely French former skipper,
Or as guff as our entirely French former Silvestre.


 
Your red shirt will be the number six.
Oh virtuous digit of noble [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>Poem on the Signing of Marouane Chamakh</title>
		<link>http://www.upforgrabsnow.co.uk/2010/05/poem-on-the-signing-of-marouane-chamakh/</link>
		<comments>http://www.upforgrabsnow.co.uk/2010/05/poem-on-the-signing-of-marouane-chamakh/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 23:49:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eross</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.upforgrabsnow.co.uk/?p=883</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So, hello, Marouane Chamakh,
Our new Number 29.
You used to play for the Girondins of Bordeaux
In an away shirt that was as red as the well-known wine of that region.
But now you will play in Arsenal’s royal red.
 
You left behind Yoann and club president Jean-Louis Triaud,
Your new friends will be Emmanuel, Nicklas and Theo.
Today we saw [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>29</slash:comments>
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		<title>Why the last 48 hours suggest God may have become a Gooner</title>
		<link>http://www.upforgrabsnow.co.uk/2010/03/why-the-last-48-hours-suggest-god-may-have-become-a-gooner/</link>
		<comments>http://www.upforgrabsnow.co.uk/2010/03/why-the-last-48-hours-suggest-god-may-have-become-a-gooner/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 00:02:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eross</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Chelsea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[didier drogba]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[God Incarnate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hull City]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Phil Brown]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Thierry Henry]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.upforgrabsnow.co.uk/?p=874</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ Good grief. I always said Thierry Henry was a god, but I never really believed it.
The last two days have resembled less a serious attempt by the footballing world at a convincing series of events subject to such traditional vagaries as divine providence, chance, and Sod&#8217;s law, as a spectacular forty-eight hour long play staged across a series [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>18</slash:comments>
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		<title>Title Charge is Arsene&#8217;s Best Response to Hating Press and Orange Brown</title>
		<link>http://www.upforgrabsnow.co.uk/2010/03/title-charge-is-arsenes-best-response-to-hating-press-and-orange-brown/</link>
		<comments>http://www.upforgrabsnow.co.uk/2010/03/title-charge-is-arsenes-best-response-to-hating-press-and-orange-brown/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 00:10:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eross</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Arsenal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Emmanuel Eboue]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hull City]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nicklas Bendtner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Phil Brown]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.upforgrabsnow.co.uk/?p=872</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, what a week it&#8217;s been.
Eurozone Goal-God-cum-Scandinavian-Rhinocerous-impersonator Nicklas Bendtner smashes three past Porto to launch us into the Champions League quarter finals, then nips one past big bald (bad) Boaz in minute 93 to send us joint top.
Two days earlier, Arsene Wenger described Emmanuel Eboue as &#8216;the complete player&#8217; to the derision of absolutely no-one.
These [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>26</slash:comments>
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		<title>Why Gooners must bin the papers and close ranks now</title>
		<link>http://www.upforgrabsnow.co.uk/2010/02/why-gooners-must-bin-the-papers-and-close-ranks-now/</link>
		<comments>http://www.upforgrabsnow.co.uk/2010/02/why-gooners-must-bin-the-papers-and-close-ranks-now/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 01:19:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eross</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Arsenal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Arsene Wenger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Le Grumble]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.upforgrabsnow.co.uk/?p=870</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Too sad to joke. Another bullying from Drogba and co and we&#8217;re nine points off the top.
It&#8217;d be tempting to join virtually all the other Arsenal bloggers in plunging headfirst into a shitscreen of negativity.
Some of them really enjoy this. Le Grumble, for example, who spent the whole summer whingeing their favourite gospel of mid-table doom, only [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>28</slash:comments>
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		<title>In praise of John Terry, don&#8217;t worry about United, we&#8217;ll win the league anyhoo</title>
		<link>http://www.upforgrabsnow.co.uk/2010/02/in-praise-of-john-terry-dont-worry-about-united-well-win-the-league-anyhoo/</link>
		<comments>http://www.upforgrabsnow.co.uk/2010/02/in-praise-of-john-terry-dont-worry-about-united-well-win-the-league-anyhoo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 13:48:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ecumming</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Arsenal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[john terry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Liverpool]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Manchester United]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[schadenfreude]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.upforgrabsnow.co.uk/?p=868</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A lot has been said and will be said about the result on Sunday, but now that some of the dust has settled I feel a bit more comfortable talking about it. On the walk (which feels longer every time you do it &#8211; weird) from Highbury and Islington to the Emirates I was saying, [...]]]></description>
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