Posts Tagged ‘Carling Cup’

Why we might beat Aston Villa, Steve Sidwell seems like a good bloke

Saturday, November 15th, 2008

Mmm. Saturday. In the olden days this used to mean ‘football day’, but no longer: my small brother (he’s young, not a dwarf), called upstairs to my father -

“When’s the game?”

“Usual time”

“What’s that?”

Honestly. Young people today, eh?

Anyway, at the usual time today we have Aston Villa, a team everyone expected great things of this season but who’ve not lookd so hot in the last few (Agbonlahor’s lack of goals precipitating a precipitous slide down the fantasy league table for myself. The bastard). Still they’re fifth in the league which doesn’t happen completely by accident, so we should expect them to make some chances, though if we’re up for it like we were against United I expect us to win – perhaps by a couple.

One player with fond memories of Arsenal is Steve Sidwell, who’s interviewed in the Times. The piece is pretty boring, so I won’t link it, but he does say he feels a bit frustrated that he didn’t get more first team chances – surely a rebuke to those who’ve been accusing Arsene of devaluing the Carling Cup. Under the current set-up Sidwell would no doubt have been blooded in Carling Cup matches, and had his chance to show what he could do under pressure and expectation. In the end he had to go round the houses a bit via Reading, but it’s good to see him back at or at least near the top. I’ve always liked Sidwell, and again here he seems to have a more sensible take on things than others, specifically Giant Mousey Pikey Knobbutlers.

Despite what I wrote the other day, it seems likely that Nik Bendtner will play again today, in lieu of Carl. This is unequivocally a pity, and much as I’d love to I’m not even sure we can fairly say it’s ‘make or break’ time for the Big Dane, even with RvP back after today and Eduardo on the horizon, because Arsene seems sold on his Big Danish physical qualities. A bit like Lego, i suppose.

It’s as if Arsene had decided at the start of the evening he wanted to do a snog on a tall blonde girl (say from Denmark), and despite the nightspot being brimful of exotic, (say Mexican?) tanned, beauties, all of whom are mustard keen for him, he persists in buying Smirnoff Ices for the one tall blonde bird even though she’s not interested at all, and couldn’t head the ball if it was strapped to the wall at head height.  Very frustrating.

That said, come on the Arsenal . More later, as part of our new ‘rapid response’ blog campaign, by which time hopefully we’ll have three shiny new points to admire. Come here for all your post-match debate needs…

Update: The Gunnerlings have been drawn away to Burnley in the Carling Cup. Quite honestly (and with al due respect and all that sort of guff) I think Carlos and Co. will be licking their pubescent chops about this. Shame it’s not a home draw, but YUM nonetheless.

Carling Cup? Wigan-ner win it with our children…

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

We’re playing Wigan tonight. This is great. Rather oddly, I’ve come to love these Carling Cup matches. We’re on a hiding to nothing, it seems to me. Hang on, no. We’re on a hiding to everything. Is that right? No. We’ve got nothing to lose. Yes, that’s better. If we win (and I suspect we shall, but I wouldn’t say it very loudly) then we can talk loudly about how great our youngsters are, how exciting our future is, etc etc. If we lose, (and I suspect we shan’t, but I wouldn’t say it very loudly) then we can just talk about how it’s a Mickey Mouse competition. Actually, not even Mickey Mouse, as Mickey Mouse is quite a big and important cartoon. Maybe more like a Pluto character; big and shit, and fit for minor North London club sides and which our Colts XI can use as a warm up before the big youth game.

Etc.

It’s also the case that whilst previously the team has obviously been our youngsters, this season our first team is so young that the Carling Cup lot, being even younger, are comically young.

Still, there are some things to look out for. Zaki, doyen of fantasy football teams everywhere, will be playing and tends to score, but then again so will Carlos Vela. I’ve heard some people say that they’d like to see Vela play more, but I have mixed feelings about it. Whilst part of me would be delighted that he would play well, score goals and win matches for us, the other part of me would be sorry to see his potential revealed. At the moment he’s a little bundle of potential that sits on our bench, all warm and subjunctive. You hear murmurs around the Emirates as we get to the seventieth minute:

Murmurer 1: Oooh, I’d love to see Vela get a run at ‘em…

Murmurer 2: Oooh, Wenger never will. Playing it cautious, you see…

Murmurer 1: Ah, yes, I see. Very sensible. Good thing he’s bringing on Song though. That’ll lock things down.

Murmurer 2: Oooh, yes, I should think so.

Arsenal concede.

Murmurers (together): Bollocks.

Who knows what would happen if he came on…

I don’t usually do this but I feel I must bring this terrible article to the attention of the loyal readers. 

The headline on the newsnow feed for this story is, quite literally, ‘Wenger to decide on January transfer activity’. What’s that, you say? ‘But he’s the manager’, you cry? Possibly you expect it’s more complicated than this. It isn’t. That is literally all it says. The article might as well read ‘Arsene Wenger does job’. I mean honestly who else is going to decide on transfer activity? Me? Celebrity Television Doctor Professor Robert Winston? From which tree did these people fall?

In other news, and to prove the veracity of our reporting to those of you who questioned earlier pieces, Arsene has cleared up the Barack Obama transfer issue, reiterating his faith in his youngsters and explaining why he doesn’t need to bring people in, least of all American Presidents-Elect the wrong side of forty-five, whatever the success some MLS players have had in England before. It’s not even a problem that he’s better-suited to (and perhaps better at) basketball, as Adebayor will no doubt testify.

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Until then, let’s hope for a good one tonight. Come on the boys (literally) (actually not literally, that’s kind of gross, but you catch my drift),

Luego.