Levels of doomed oneupmanship reached new heights across North London today as Paul Barber, Executive Director of tottenham hotspur, (alleged “Football Club”,) very nearly bragged his own balls off about their planned new stadium.
“Fans want a better atmosphere than the Emirates,” Barber said.
“Our architects have drawn up plans to make the front row of seats at the new stadium 5 metres closer to the pitch than the Emirates.”
Fuck! They must have architects working with an exact scale replica of the Emirates and they just tinker around with it a bit to give them a piffling sense of superiority. Dye it white, for example. that’s a good start. We may have a crap team and be the worst run club in the world, but I am oh so much closer to Pascal Chimbonda than you’ll ever be. I can really smell the pungent stench of mercenary mediocrity. Wow. Now could you fill it with a really good team? Didn’t think so.
Chairman Daniel Levy added “Too often new stadiums are surrounded by empty, dead space and we did not want that in Tottenham.”
And if he was telling the whole truth he would have added “We keep our empty, dead space on the pitch, and in my thick bald head, and in our trophy cabinet. But by God, we won’t tolerate any around the pitch, that would be dreadful.”
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