Ivan “Gazza” Gazidis that is! It’s the signing Gooners everywhere have been dreaming of. He’s a big, bald, seasoned veteran with experience at the top level. Just what we need in our midfield boardroom.
Seriously though, this not having a Chief Executive lark had gone on way too long. It might explain why Arsene hasn’t signed anyone recently. He just couldn’t be arsed with all the paperwork – sorting out their blooming visas, fiddling around with multiple passport photos and such.
Now we’ve got Gazza I expect us to immediately sign all sorts of good expensive players such as Sergio Ramos, Sergio Aguero and the appropriately named Spanish goalkeeper Sergio Arsenjo. Not really sure why we’ll only sign players called Sergio with Gazza at the helm it’s just my gut instinct. A spate of Sergios is ahead. A shower of sheer Sergiosity to save the season!
Seriously, I just hope he gets on with Arsene and gives him lots of money in January to spend on ridiculously talented but as yet unheard of players like Eduardo and Sagna.
Any thoughts?
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