Since there is literally nothing going on of any relevance to the Arsenal this day feels a bit like doing a jig in treacle. Except for the internationals, which are relevant to us only in the way that it’s relevant that your female friends go on a sex tourism holiday somewhere – ie, you hope they don’t get raped by a local or trip on a rusty chlamydia-nail, but other than that you’d rather they came back quickly and didn’t talk too much about it.
Or alternatively, if they insist on talking about it, that it involves a hideous drug dealer they met called Ashley Cole whom they brutally maimed with a cheese fork before stealing his wallet, only to give him back a whole load of money to confuse him and then orchestrate a massive economic crisis and hyperinflation in the country of the currency you gave him so that during his recuperation his money becomes worth less and less whilst he is unable to move due to his mangling, then just as he regains the ability to walk his money becomes valuable again, so he skips triumphantly into the road where he is hit by a van carrying horse sperm, the impact of which shatters his already fragile legs before he drowns in the sperm.
So there’s not much going on basically.
However, for the blog we have several large pieces of news. Firstly we have, after almost a year of operation, been added by the mighty arseblog to his blogroll. Now to those of you in the outside world this might seem rather a sad thing to celebrate, but for us young blogs, rolling around in the pigsty of the internet hoping some of the poo will stick to us, it is excellent news. Anyone who finds us from there, welcome, and many thanks to arseblog. We feel like we’ve arrived.
We have also been added to newsnow, meaning that we have been accepted as a respectable and serious source of Arsenal news, and not a collection of underqualified morons specialising in baiting other, more angrily earnest blogs (see the past). We welcome further anyone who has joined us from here, and apologise in advance for offending you with tales of Islington Shuffle and other tittle-tattle.
Ho hum. Goodness it’s slow. Anyone been anywhere nice on holiday? Don’t forget you can guarantee you always receive our high-quality posts by signing up below to the mailing list.
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