Dear Hotspur, T
This must be
The apogee
Of your attempts to avenge Sol Campbell.
It ranks with the triumphant parading
Of Rohan Ricketts.
Oh, Rohan Ricketts!
Why do you now trade your sorry ply at
Moldovan Intertoto Cup outsiders FC Dacia Chişinău?
Was it because you went to Tottenham?
If Gallas wants some Ricketts, he can have them:
Dennis, God, the real red 10,
Knows ‘Cappy’ (sometime ‘Crappy’)
Has had every other injury besides.
Besides which, he wasn’t nice to Kolo,
And now he’ll limp beside Trauma King and Surgery Woodgate.
He wasn’t a good defender
And when he used to score
With his famous penis
(Deft from corners sometimes)
It somehow felt just slightly not as good
As every other time that Arsenal score.
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