The fanshare scheme (recently announced)
Grants fans the chance to purchase up to 12% of the club
This is more than a ninth,
But less than an eighth.
It is good news for fans of sharing
Shares in fans remain unaffected
Lady Nina Bracewell-Smith has no interest
Alisher Usmanov,
interestingly
Has too much.
Stan Kroenke is interested in lip hair.
But disinterested about splitting hairs
Over club shares. Which is interesting.
A share is just a hunny
Usmanov’s just a cunny
Mr Gazidis
I hope that you read this
(For)
I don’t mean to be demeaning,
But I”m a fan of your scheming.

