In a flurry of transfer window activity Tottenham Hotspur have sold Estonian striker Thesu Blime and bought the Togolese Ridi Culous for an undisclosed fee, believed to be in excess of £20m. Centre-half Culous was at the club previously before being sold to Middlesborough last year for £57.30, where he has kept 67 consecutive clean sheets whilst playing in a defence of one.
Blime, signed in 2007 for €150m after scoring 123 goals in ten games in the Estonian league, has been a disappointment at Spurs, where he crossed an assist for Darren Bent and scored a penalty in 70 appearances before tripping on a teasmaid and shattering his entire ribcage. Tottenham received £101 for the Estonian, who is moving to Hull City after expressing his desire to play in ‘a nicer area’.
Meanwhile Jimmel Ficksit, the young Englishman who has scored all of Spurs’ goals this season and said to be on the verge of the England squad has moved to Manchester United for twelve pounds, along with all of Tottenham’s other strikers and their bus driver.
Manager Honest ‘Harry’ Redknapp said:
‘I can’t believe it. I have literally no idea what’s going on.’
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